do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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