it wasn't lemon gatorade
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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