jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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