Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I'm both gender and math confused
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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