No period for spring break; use this wisely.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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