I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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