My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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