Non-Jews are for practice
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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