You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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