Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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