Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He better not be in your backpack
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
third nipple confirmed
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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