North Korea, Best Korea!
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
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