feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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