I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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