So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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