PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
jump out the window naked night went bad
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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