Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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