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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in

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  Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?

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  You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??

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• (914): View more from New York

  the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital

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