like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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