school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
They are going to name an STD after you.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm too high and old for this...
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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