People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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