well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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