She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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