You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I just googled if crying burns calories
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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