Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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