Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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