in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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