we're blogging at a bar
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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