when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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