yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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