But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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