Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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