I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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