She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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