I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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