I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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