I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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