So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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