We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
