I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I just threw up on my dentist
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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