I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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