If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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