Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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