pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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