can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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