Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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