you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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