if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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