Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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