Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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