so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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