They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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