Three words: puerto rican gang bang
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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