So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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